Qin Luo was
running like a mad man in an open field under the burning sun. Suddenly things
turned dark, turned out it was a beautiful silver pheonix flying above his
head, it’s enormous body blocked almost the entire sky.
Qin Luo was
running out of breath and the silver pheonix began its dive; the turbulence
generated by it’s almost 1,000 kilometers wing span made Qin Luo rocked back
and forth and difficult to move forward.
The phoenix
was above Qin Luo’s body and it’s massive tail struck down directly on him.
When it’s tail was lifted again, one could see a man-shaped hole on the ground
and poor Qin Luo had been pressed entirely into the ground!
Then a third
time… and a four… and many, many more times!
“HELP!”
screamed Qin Luo as he sat up abruptly, drenched in his own sweat.
“Oh shit,
that was such a realistic dream!” said Qin Luo as he wiped away sweats on his
forehead, still trembling from his nightmare, “That phoenix was so crazy,
treated me like it’s seat cushion and tortured me over and over again!”
And a few
seconds later, he finally noticed something was off about hi, “Eh? Who took all
my clothes off?!”
Hastily he flipped
over the blanket covering his lower body. Oh shit! Even his pants were gone!
More
importantly, the pad he had been sleeping on under the blanket had a small
patch of bright red blood stain! And his ‘lil Qin Luo did not seem remotely as
perky as it used to be in the mornings.
“What? Have
I hurt sister Chen Yun inadvertently? But how come I have no recollection
whatsoever? That’s so stupid of me?!” Qin Luo regretted about getting drunk,
“Man, I kept my virginity for 18 whole years, and lost it in but one day in
this Plane of Gan Yuan….”
“But what’s
with all these bruises on my body? It looked like I have been beaten up by
somebody!” Qin Luo touched his bruises all over his body and looked very
confused, “That must be quite violent! But the other party was a violent girl,
not to mention she just had the gu diao
leg which doubled her strength, I guess it all
made sense….”
After he got
dress, Qin Luo lifted the tent cover and stepped outside. He saw Chen Yun
practicing her choreography not far away.
“Well,
that’s odd. According to all the novels I have read, usually women have hard
time even walking after their first time. But she looked quite active the way
she was wielding her sword. Perhaps women in Gan Yuan weren’t quite the same as
women on earth....” thought Qin Luo as he leaned against crooked tree, “I
didn’t get a good look last night, I must pay more attention next time….”
Suddenly Qin
Luo turned pale as he thought of another mortifying possibility: perhaps it was
the pheonix that had hurt him? Or, he took advantage of the phoenix??
The more he
thought about it, the more likely that seemed. The dream that he was way all
too more realistic!
He never
thought he’d be as awesome as Xu Xian or Ning Caichen1 one day!
Wait a minute,
he was way more awesome than them, okay?
The more he
thought about it the more confused he got, finally he gave up thinking about it
altogether. Whatever, it’s all water below the bridge now. Why worry about it?
Chen Yun
finished practicing her set of choreography and turned around. Her eyes met
that of Qin Luo’s. She blushed, let out a slight humph through her nose and
left.
“Wow, this
girl has some bad temper!” smiled Qin Luo bitterly as he shook his head, “Oh
right, it’s almost noon, why aren’t the others up yet?”
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Notes:
1. Fictitious men who had bedded mythical / fantastical creatures. A fairy and a ghost, respectively, in this reference.
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