Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 16.2 - The City Abandoned by God

“I think those zombies came from the palace!” Chen Yun interrupted the two of them, “Look, there’s hand prints from the giant zombie on the ground.”

Qin Luo rushed up the stairs in front of the place, “What are we waiting for? C’mon, beauties, dawg!”

Chen Yun, “Come again? Who are you calling dogs?”

“……”

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 16.1 - The City Abandoned by God

Crisp firing sound could be heard one after another. One red mist of blood after another exploded all over the poor, giant zombie’s head. Both eyes were already gone, leaving behind two dark holes in their places.

You, who had been waiting for the perfect moment on one side, noticed that the giant’s zombie’s activity level had decreased significantly. Immediately she sprang into action and, with a running start, leapt high up to the level of the giant’s zombie’s neck.

Her double swords in her hands illuminated a bright light that had never been seen before. The two streaks of lights crossed, all the way from the giant zombie’s neck to its abdomen!

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 15.2 - The Giant Zombie

Lancelot couldn’t care about his appearance anymore. He dropped and rolled away on the ground and narrowly avoided the tragedy. Yet the knight next to him wasn’t as lucky….

Another shrill from being eaten alive echoed in the cave. The mercenaries were mortified and all started running toward the entrance of the secret passageway.

The short thief quickly helped Lancelot up and the long hair guy fire a shot and an arrow wrapped with lightning aimed at the giant zombie’s eye with great speed.

The giant zombie didn’t even try to get out of it’s way. A crisp clank and the arrow bounced off of it directly, leaving just a little bit of blue electric current on the eye….

“Retreat! Retreat!” Lancelot felt hopeless. If the arrow made from Xie Zhi’s horn were not able to do any damage to the giant zombie, his team did not stand a chance.

 “The military did not mention anything about a giant zombie. What have they been doing?” shouted Lancelot in his head.

Honestly it wasn’t the military’s fault. Their initial troop of 1,000 soldiers had already lost half of their men and retreated way before the giant zombie showed up.

The giant zombie locked onto the long hair man as his next target. His giant palm reached toward him with a swirl of wind. Long hair man remained well composed. With an elegant side leap he avoided the giant arm and than drew another arrow with ease!

Watching from afar, Qin Luo let out a sound of admiration only to see the long hair man grabbed by another hand from no where and tossed the red and bloody mouth along with his bow.

During this time, all of the mercenaries had already ran outside the reach of the giant zombie. The giant zombie let out a serious of angry roars and pulled its body over the city walk to go after them.

As it turned out, the giant zombie only had the upper half of it’s body. Even without it’s feet, each time its arms push it advanced some 10 or so meters. Much faster than the mercenaries running away awkwardly.

But before it was able to crawl a few meters, a fuzzy furball bit it on its waist!

It was only after seeing the giant zombie let out a loud screech when Qin Luo remembered he had forgotten to take the little orange cat back…

It was very unfortunate that the giant zombie was not instakilled by little orange cat. Groaning loudly, it reached out its giant hand and smacked on it’s own waist.

Little orange cat avoided the smack with ease and bit the giant hand instead. The giant zombie let out another loud screech.

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 15.1 - The Giant Zombie

Qin Luo was adamant that he would not be pulling out any brain cores of the zombies. Chen Yun had no choice but to take on that tasks, and You guarded nearby.

Qin Luo aimed at a far away zombie and suddenly the little orange cat by his feet mewed and scratched his pant legs.

“What’s the matter?” Qin Luo looked down at the ball of fur, “You want to kill some zombies too?”

The little orange cat seemed to have understood him and nodded.

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 14.2 - Small Head Is Also A Head

“Let me attrack some of them so I can have some fun!” Qin Lin raised his 98K and aimed at a zombie’s head some 400 meters away.

“BANG!” a green bullet spun at high speed and hit the zombie in its crotch…

“Oh hahaha, I did not intend for that to happen!” When Qin Luo saw the zombie rolled in pain on the ground holding onto its crotch, even Qin Luo felt a chill at his lower body.

“That’s what you meant by blowing their heads off?” asked Chen Yun unhappily.

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 14.1 - Small Head Is Also A Head

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Rumbling sound came from beneath the old church. Lancelot arrived at the entrance of the secret passage right when the first zombie dashed out of the tunnel. It lunged at him with it’s fanged teeth.

The zombie’s size was much bigger than that of a regular human being; it’s entire body was blood red and hairless. The foul smell coming from it’s mouth made one want to throw up. It’s big buggy eyes have no eyelids over it. The entire zombie looked like a skinned frog.

Lancelot lowered his face shield and swung his sword at the zombie,  slashing it directly into two halves.

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 13.2 - Scream All You Want

His teammates were laughing as well. Only the white mage remained quietly standing.

“It’s one white mage and two swordsman!” said Qin Luo with a smile of disdain. “Oh, so you think your big lump o’ steel team is all that? All I saw were a few giant trash cans!”

“What are ‘trash cans’?” Lancelot was a bit baffled but judging by Qin Luo’s look, he could infer that it wasn’t exactly a compliment.

It was almost time, so Lancelot didn’t have time to continue bickering with Qin Luo. He snickered at him and said, “If that’s the case, you want to bet?”

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 13.1 - Scream All You Want

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In truth there were quite a few other teams of mercenaries amidst them that were led by the children of other lords, but the rest were more low-key; unlike Lancelot who seemed to want the entire world to notice him.

Qin Luo had no respect for him.

An idiot like him doesn’t usually live till the first commercial in a TV show!

Lancelot was quite happy right now. Even though he had been enraged by an idiot at the mercenary guildhall earlier, a white mage had finally joined his troop and that made him feel better.

Transmigrating With a Cleaver ch 12.2 - Are You Hungry, Little Thing?

The rainbow went faster and faster. The little, red cat started illuminating rainbow colors as the rainbow became lighter and lighter in color until it finally disappeared altogether.

Qin Luo was closed to tears, “I thought you said it’s only for mystical beasts…”

“Oh, I think I left my stove on at home. Gotta run!!” The young man turned pale and started dashing away. He quickly disappeared around the corner of the street , “SEEEE~YOOOUU~LAATER~~”

“Oh damn, he just ran straight away now that he has 2x speed?” said Qin Luo as he stomped his feet in annoyance. “Don’t ever let me see you again!”

When the little orange cat landed on it’s feet again, it ran straight toward Qin Luo. It’s simple and straightforward look was quite cute. Qin Luo scooped him up, and the kitty was already licking him with its soft, pink tongue.

“Don’t, don’t, don’t. That tickles! Hang on! Are you hungry, little thing? Oh yeah, you are a cat and not a dog, oh good, oh good….”

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11:30 PM, a lot of mercenaries had already gathered outside of the old church in the 13^th district. They were not far from the start time of the mission.

The military had set up a very strong line of defense outside the church, led by a captain with his 300 or so men.

When Qin Luo, carrying the little orange kitty with him, arrived with Chen Yun, they could spot Lancelot from far, far away.

Well, they didn’t exactly look for him on purpose, but he was wearing a golden armor that looked like 1,000 watt light bulbs in the middle of the night, and the extra bright LED ones to top. It was impossible not to spot him!

All Qin Luo could see was $$$ in front of his eyes. “Dang! That fool’s armor looks like it’s worth a lot of money, maybe I will be able to find an opportunity to pry a piece of it off to trade in for money… maybe his entire team will be annihilated… all their gears look fancy!”

Standing nearby Lancelot was six of his teammates. One of them was the short man they’ve met in the morning. Three of them were big, stocky men, plus a long-hair man with a longbow on his back, and a woman in a white robe.

The short man was cloaked in an all-black outfit, with two daggers adorned by jewels. The three stocky men have on their backs overly huge swords, all of them in uniformly grey armor. They weren’t as showy as Lancelot’s, but one could still tell they weren’t of low-quality.

Only those in the knows would know that the long-hair guy’s dark-grey long bow was no less valuable than Lancelot’s armor. The plain-looking bow was made out of the single horn of a Xie Zhi, a high level mystical beast. Rumor had it that one could add lightning ability to it, making it priceless.

The woman in the white robe seemed very cold. She had in her hand a silver staff and a very intricate, four-winged angel badge on top of her prominent bosom, a tell-tale sign that she was a high-level white mage!

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Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 12.1 - Are You Hungry, Little Thing?

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Inside the small yard, the young man, who still have on his bamboo hat, sat in front of the table along with Chen Yun eating their hearts out.

Qin Luo, on the other hand, stood to one side as he held in his arms a German-made Mauser rifle, dumbfounded.

How was he able to actually produce a 98K?

Who the heck was he?

And why didn’t I ask for a AWM or a Barrett, was I stupid?

“Oh wait!!” Qin Luo suddenly came to and shouted loudly, “Save me some!”

He turned around, just in time to see the young man holding the tub with both hands while licking it sparkling clean…

“That was so delicious, just a bit light on the quantity!” said the man as he put the tub down, seemingly still not entirely satisfied, “I apologize, I ate too fast. It seemed I was eating twice as fast as I normally do…”

Chen Yun, also embarrassed, said, “Yeah, I also felt that I was eating faster than usual….”

Qin Luo’s face darkened, this heng gone fish was way too powerful. These two had polished off the entire tub of fish within a matter of minutes!

If there weren’t anyone around, Qin Luo strongly believe that this self-proclaimed mysterious merchant would have swallowed the tub as well…

And he had planned on saving some fish for tonight… now even the soup was all gone!

Standing next to the young man, Qin Luo looked at him with the saddest eyes, like a much-abused daughter-in-law.

His look made the young man feel very uneasy, so he laughed, “Alright, how about I give you something additional?”

“Well, you said it! I didn’t force you!”

“No force, no force!” Smiling, the young man produced a small, round, red ball.

Qin Luo examined the little ball on his palm and asked, “What is this?”

“Mystical pet ball. You see that red button on top of it?”

Qin Luo nodded. There was, indeed, a button on top of it.

“You press the button and throw it at any mystical beast, and it will turn it into your pet and never, ever leave your side!”

“That amazing?” Qin Luo was a bit skeptical. Any mystical beasts? That meant he would be able to convert dragons and phoenixes into his pets?

“Of course! I already told you I am the most powerful merchant in the Gan Yuan world!” said the young man full of self-confidence. “You can always try it out if you don’t believe me.”

“Oh, I am trying!” said Qin Luo as he depressed the button and throw it over the wall, “Like this, right? Do I need to shout out any command verbally as well?”

“Meow~!” suddenly a pitiful cat meowing sound came from the other side of the wall!

Both of their faces turned dark, “Oh crap!”

They ran outside the yard, just in time to see a small, orange cat floating in midair waving its paws frantically. The mystical pet ball turned into a rainbow and circled the cat with great speed.

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Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 11.2 - How About a 98K with 8X Zoom?

After the preparation of the Phoenix grass was completed, the red oil inside the pot was also boiling. Qin Luo placed the now marinated filets into the pot. Once the filets started to curl a little, he poured them back into the tub.

He sprinkled the Phoenix grass above the filets in the tub and brought the remaining oil to a boil before pouring them over the filets.

Along with the sizzling sound, a small smoke rose above the tub and the aroma of fresh, tasty fish along with the hot spices filled the small yard!

When Chen Yun saw the pink, steaming filets floating in the red, hot oil, her stomach couldn’t wait any longer. She immediately reached out, grabbed a piece of the filet, and tossed it into her mouth, only to be burned till tears rolled down her face.

“Spicy poached heng gong fish completed. Color: 4.3 points. Aroma: 4.5 points. Taste: 4.5 points. Inspiration: 3 points. Style: 3.5 points. Total: 19.8 points. Rating: Exceptional!”

“Experience gained: 258 points (Exceptional bonus: 30%). Current experience level: 335/500.”

“Only 100 some odd more experience points to leveling up!” Qin Luo was very pleased with the outcome of his dish.

He suddenly thought of something; if he cooked the fish separately, he would be able to gain the experience points twice!

“I must try that next time, this mystical beast’s meat aren’t cheap…”

Seeing the beauty next to him was already sweaty from eating his dish and thoroughly enjoying it, Qin Luo quickly picked up his chopsticks to join her. Right when he was about to pick up a piece of filet, there came a loud knocking noise!

“Who is it?” asked Qin Luo.

The person outside replied leisurely, “Someone brought to you by fate.”

“Seriously?” cussed Qin Luo, Fate, my ass! 

He ignored the man outside and picked up a piece of filet

“THUMP! THUMP! THUMP!” came the urgent knock again. It startled Qin Luo so much that he dropped the piece of filet that almost made it way to his mouth.

“Shit, are you kidding me?!” Qin Luo walked over and pulled open the yard door angrily, “And who the hell are you?”

Outside stood a young man in a bamboo hat and a black cape.

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 11.1 - How About A 98K With 8x Zoom?

Just when all sorts of pixelated images were flashing passed Qin Luo’s mind, Chen Yun had already pushed open the door leading to the small yard and said, “What are you waiting for? C’mon inside already!”

Qin Luo wiped away the drools at the corner of his mouth and said, “Coming, coming..”

After entering the yard, Qin Luo was dumbfounded, “Where’s the kitchen?”

“There’s no kitchen, if you want to cook you will have to cook in the yard.”

“……”

Transmigrating With a Cleaver ch 10.2 - Only One Bed?

“Mystical beasts’ meats?” The shopkeeper stopped chopping at the meat and looked up, “Those aren’t cheap. Are you sure you want them?”

Right away Qin Luo knew he has some in stock, “Money is not an object, can you show them to me?”

The shopkeeper put down his knife and sloppily wiped his hands on a dirty piece of cloth before saying, “Sure, I’ll show them to you. Follow me!”

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 10.1 - Only one bed?

“Hi, how are you?” Qin Luo quickly grabbed that slender little hand, “My name is Qin Luo, and she is…. my girlfriend Chen Yun.”

Looking at Qin Luo who was almost drooling at the girl, Chen Yun subtly reached out her right hand and pinched his waist hard!

Qin Luo took a big gasp; the strength of a female swordsman was no joke!

Transmigrating With A Cleaver ch 9.2 - Level 5 Female Swordsman

This mission meant only too much for Lancelot. If he could complete it successfully, he would have more pull when the time come to determine who would be the next lord of the 9^th district. Even though he was the eldest, the right of succession was never about who was born first, but who had the most accomplishments.

The lord would have the blessing rights to all maidens in the district. Just thinking about it was enough to get Lancelot excited, he wouldn’t let Qin Luo muck this up for him!

“Then, never mind, I am declining your offer,” said Qin Lin nonchalantly.

“I beg your pardon?”

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 9.1 - Level 5 Female Swordsman

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Qin Luo had a big smile, and Chen Yun was just stunned beyond words.

His price continued to rise until it finally stopped at 120 gold pieces. A blonde man wearing fancy armor walked proudly over to Qin Luo.

Arrogantly, the blond man said, “So you are Qin Luo?”

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 8.2 - Nurses Are In High Demand

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“Hmmm, level 4, huh?” Qin Luo stroked his chin, “May I ask how much can a level 4 mercenary make on a mission?”

The chubby old man explained, “The lowest tier pricing for a normal level 4 mercenary is 20 gold pieces, but since your profession is rare, it will at least be doubled!”

And since the guild collect processing fees directly from the employer, all the earnings from going on a mission go into the pocket of the mercenary.

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 8.1 - Nurses Are In High Demand

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“A nurse?” Chen Yun was dumbfounded, “What kind of profession is that? You are not even a woman, can you produce milk?”1

Qin Luo didn’t know how to respond to that and he replied, “Not that kind of a nurse. I mean healing. Do you get what I mean by that? The kind that deals with blood!”

Chen Yun finally figured out what he meant, “Oh, so you are a white mage. You have healing power?”

Qin Luo proudly snapped his fingers and a green light surrounded her entire body.

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 7.2 - I Can Be A Nurse!

“Here,” said Qin Luo as he handed the pouch over to Chen Yun.

Chen Yun didn’t take it from him but just looked at him coldly, “Why are you giving that to me?”

Qin Lin gave his best to squeeze out what he thought was a tender smile and said, “For you to save up, of course. I’ll become a mercenary with you so we can save up to purchase your blessing right!”

Chen Yun humphed coldly, “Why are you helping me? What do you want from me?”

“What? You could tell that?” Qin Luo pretended that he was shocked, “Man, you are good!”

Transmigrating with a Cleaver ch 7.1 - I Can Be A Nurse!

When the merchant group arrived at Ning Zhou city, it was already the next day.

Ning Zhou city was close to both water and the mountains and very vast in area. Just it’s city wall was over 100 meters tall. It’s population was upward of 500,000 and it was the third largest city of Dongsheng Continent.

Qin Liu walked on the blue stone streets along with the traveling merchants, while he took in the sceneries curiously.