Monday, March 30, 2020

TWQQF ch 346 - The Event of the Statue; Saving Someone (3)

“Well then, good!”

This was the first time ever that she saw her own status, and Cheng Xiao Xiao was very much loving it. With a hint of smile on her face, she toyed with the statue in her hand while closely examining his craftsmanship.

After she finished looking at the face of the status, she looked looking further down. When she noticed the clothings on the status her smile froze. Her clear, black eyes stared intently at the slightly opened collar, exposing some of her white flesh in the chest area and a pair of perky….

And a hint of….

She felt odd about it. It was as if….

She looked at it closer, the statue seemed to be wearing….


Cheng Xiao Xiao was certain now. She looked up with a bright smile and said, “Abacus, very good craftsmanship here. It’s pretty and I liked it a lot. Just when have you seen me in this outfit?”

“Hehe, Xiao Xiao, I am glad you like it. Remember that day when I went to look for you in your room, and you happened to be sleeping, so I…..”

“Oh, Abacus, I am going to kill you!!”

An angry roar, the flustered Cheng Xiao Xiao tossed the status into the dimension and, with a wave of her hand, immediately produced a fly swatter in her hand. She swung it at him at the faster possible speed!


Luckily Mo Xuanzun had cat-like reflexed and albeit he was caught off guard, he was able to avoid it with a slight twist of his body. Yet he still had no idea why she was furious at him. Baffled, he shouted out, “Xiao Xiao, why are you made at me? All I did was looked at you, I didn’t interrupt your sleep. You…”

“Are you still talking about it??” Cheng Xiao Xiao felt that she was about to explode from being so angry. Not only did this jerk entered his room while she was sleeping, she didn’t even know about it. Through gritted teeth, she shouted, “I am going to smash you into minced meat!”

“But why???” asked Mo Xuanzun as he dodged left and right, Mo Xuanzun was dumbfounded and felt very wronged.

“Stop dodging! Let me smack you!”

“But I don’t even know why?”

“You stay right there!”

“Why don’t you tell me the reason first!”

“You need to be beaten!”

“Not this reason! I gave you a gift and you want to beat me up?”

“I said stay right there! Where do you think you are going?”

“No way! Not unless you tell me why!”


All of a sudden, the commotion was heard throughout the Cheng’s. All the servants saw their Miss chasing after the guye all over the place with a strange-looking fan and nobody had any idea what was going on.


Inside the dimension, little Yuteng laughed so hard she collapsed on the tree branch and still couldn’t stop laughing. This was too funny!

The snow leopard that was sitting inside the ying yang pond and the ironed arm bear that was inside it’s den were both startled by her laughter. Th,ey both looked at the little human sitting on top of the crystal-fruit tree and grins simultaneously, as though they were both very happy as well.

Finally, Cheng Xiao Xiao only stopped chasing the tool, Mo Xuanzun, because of Cheng Biyuan’s interference. She ran back into her own quarters angrily.

When everybody asked Mo Xuanzun what was the matter, he only smiled and said Cheng Xiao Xiao was just messing around with him. He did not elaborate it any further.

There wasn’t much that Cheng Biyuan could do so he had to let it go.

In the next few days, Cheng Xiao Xiao was still so angry that she hid inside the dimension and refused to come out no matter how much Mo Xuanzun apologized for this behavior!

Finally, without knowing what else he could do, Mo Xuanzun carved a half naked status of himself using the same type of white jade. That was finally appeased Cheng Xiao Xiao. She kept both statues that were half dressed into the dimension and finally re-appeared in front with a cold look.

After all sorts of fawning and sweet talk, Cheng Xiao Xiao finally accepted his apology with an annoyed look.

Given his cultivation, it was natural that she wouldn’t be able to detect him when he entered her room. Finally she grabbed his collar and warned that if there was ever a next time, she really would kill him!


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